Darth Sauron
Darth Sauron
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| Rank: | 1117 |
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Darth Sauron: The Flame of the Force
In the twilight years of Middle-earth, long after the fall of the One Ring and the defeat of evil, Sauron’s disembodied spirit drifted through the Void, contemplating his failures. For centuries, he hovered in silence, until a rift in time-space—an unstable portal created by the Force itself—pulled his essence into a galaxy far, far away.
There, he was discovered by Emperor Palpatine, who sensed the ancient darkness within him. Intrigued by Sauron’s command of fear and domination, Palpatine offered him a place among the Sith. Sauron accepted—not out of loyalty, but to reclaim his power. He forged a new body using Sith alchemy, blending molten armor with ancient Mordor steel and kyber crystals. Thus was born Darth Sauron, the Dark Flame of the Force.
Millennia passed again.
Then, through the Force, Darth Sauron sensed a disturbance—not from the galaxy, but from Earth. A great imbalance had returned. Through the veil of realities, he saw a new figure rising: Donald J. Trump, a mortal wielding chaos like a weapon, threatening to bend the world to his whims through memes, golf clubs, and questionable executive orders.
Sauron, now a master of both sorcery and Sith knowledge, knew this could not stand. Not out of compassion—but because he wanted to be the one to dominate Earth.
So he returned, descending from the stars aboard his obsidian Star Destroyer, the Eye of the Empire. He stormed Washington D.C. in a blaze of red lightning, deflecting tweets with his lightsaber and bending Secret Service minds with the Force.
In a final confrontation on the White House lawn, Darth Sauron raised his hand and said,
“I see through you, mortal showman. Your tower of lies shall fall.”
Trump, wielding a golden lightsaber and flanked by an army of MAGA droids, replied,
“You’re fake news.”
The duel was legendary.
But ultimately, even Trump’s hair couldn't resist the power of the Dark Side and ancient elvish curses. With a final strike and a fiery monologue, Sauron banished Trump into the Shadow Realm (a Mar-a-Lago clone in another dimension).
Having “saved” Earth (while also enslaving 35% of it), Darth Sauron now sits on his Throne of Fire orbiting the planet, whispering, “One nation to rule them all… |
Combat achievements
Plunderer (Bronze - Level 2)
Plunder resources from other villages 100 times.
Robber (Bronze - Level 2)
Loot a total of 10.000 resources.
Social achievements
The mentor (Wood - Level 1)
As a mentor, train 1 apprentice.
Growth achievements
Architect (Bronze - Level 2)
Build a total of 150 building levels!
Gatherer (Bronze - Level 2)
Scavenge a total of 10.000 resources.
Librarian (Bronze - Level 2)
Discover 6 unique Skill Books.
Paladin's level (Bronze - Level 2)
Level up your paladin to level 10.
Market Guru (Wood - Level 1)
Trade resources using the market 10 times.
Master of Quests (Wood - Level 1)
Complete 40 quests!
Out of time (Wood - Level 1)
Use the instant complete option 15 times!
Recruitment Drive (Wood - Level 1)
Recruit a total of 20 units!
Score champion (Wood - Level 1)
Climb the rankings tables and reach 100 points.
Other achievements
Years of Service (Gold - Level 5)
Play Tribal Wars for 5 years.
Ancient Forge: Master Smith (Silver - Level 3)
Craft 30 items.
Ancient Forge: Collector of Recipes (Bronze - Level 2)
Find 20 unique recipes.
Noble's Fair: Enjoying the Fair (Wood - Level 1)
Finish 2 activity mini-games in the Noble's fair.
Noble's Fair: The wheel keeps spinning (Wood - Level 1)
Spin the wheel 5 times.
Achievements on other worlds
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